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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:19
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
"Remarkable" Pattern Discovered Behind Prime Numbers, Math's Most Unpredictable Objects - IFLScience
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
No go.
What are some common historical misconceptions?
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Davante Adams feels rejuvenated: Joining Rams was "exactly what I needed" - NBC Sports
share office space ...
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
L.A. Dodgers, facing fan pressure, pledge $1M after immigration raids - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...